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I think I may be seriously considering a full-time career as an alcoholic. Or at least a part-time heavy drinker.
A serious drinking problem carries a hefty price-tag though, which is why aristocrats and thieves are very good at it. Maybe a little classified ad in Private Eye:
ASPIRING DRUNK! 29 yr old shyster desperately seeking funding to drown self-loathing. Please help.
A serious drinking problem carries a hefty price-tag though, which is why aristocrats and thieves are very good at it. Maybe a little classified ad in Private Eye:
ASPIRING DRUNK! 29 yr old shyster desperately seeking funding to drown self-loathing. Please help.
posted by Andy at 11:46:00 am
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you weren't drunk at 11:46am were you?
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