Man-Flu Over The Cuckoos Nest

For those of you concerned by my terrible battle with an almost fatal head cold over the past couple of days, I'm glad to report that I'm feeling a lot better this morning.

Slept until 10 and had my first shower since Thursday.

And with Ming The Merciful's conference speech in half an hour, 'Allo 'Allo on this afternoon and some leftover curry in the fridge, it's going to be a great day...

Thanks for all your letters of support over this very difficult time but I'm now requesting some privacy so I can come to terms with the long-term repercussions of the last two days.

Serialisation inquiries should go direct to my agent.